COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #8: Would legalize 45 percent of ICE criminal caseload!

"One of the most alarming effects of the Schumer-Rubio amnesty, if enacted in anything close to its current form, would be the legalization of tens of thousands of illegal aliens who have already been a public safety threat in their community. The eligibility criteria established for the amnesty and most of the new guest worker provisions excuse a wide variety of criminal behavior, including gang membership, drunk driving, vehicular manslaughter, identity theft, and immigration fraud (see this analysis). In addition, the bill offers amnesty to those who have repeatedly and flagrantly violated immigration laws." - MORE HERE

How does releasing criminal illegal aliens into U.S. communities make any sense? It doesn't! That is Comprehensive Immigration Reform!

ANNUALS OF HOMELAND STUPIDITY: KNIVES ON PLANES

In the bizzaro Obama Administraion way the TSA (aka The Stupid Agency) is now going to allow some knives back on planes. Head of Clownland Security Janet Napolitano needs to be called on the carpet about this and other stupid acts of the agencies under her direction. Including the Federally sponsored jailbreak by ICE releasing thousands (not hundreds like the Obama Administration claimed) of illegal immigrant criminals back into U.S. neighborhoods. Bob has some thoughts about the knives on planes issue:

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BEHAVING BADLY: He Just came here to???

"U.S. Border Patrol agents arrested a man near the U.S.-Mexico border Wednesday evening who was previously convicted of child molestation, Border Patrol officials said.Agents saw the 37-year-old Mexican national cross the border near Jacumba in East County at around 6:30 p.m. When agents approached the man and checked his records, they learned he had been previously deported and had a conviction for child molestation and tampering with a witness in the state of Washington.The subject was taken into custody by the Department of Homeland Security. He will be prosecuted for re-entry after deportation, Border Patrol officials said. The man's name was not released." -NBC

A reminder that not all the illegals are the sympathetic "Dreamer" meme the Democrats, pro illegal immigration groups and the liberal media love to push. Now the real danger is that the Obama Administraion and ICE management clowns like John Morton will release this guy back into the community instead of keeping him in custody.

THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND STUPIDITY

Why anyone would think the Federal Government under Obama could ever secure our borders and live up to ANY comprehensive immigration reform plan is painfully obvious with the release of thousands of illegal immigrants by Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The Federal Government sponsored jail break releasing thousands of criminal illegal immigrants into communities around the United States is not only stupid but, borders on insanity.
Let me get this straight. The Federal Government had these illegal immigrants in custody not only for being in the U.S. illegally but, also for other crimes committed in the U.S. But, instead of deporting them NOW and reducing the expense to the Federal Government in case of a sequester. Some idiot manager at ICE releases them back into U.S. communities.  Oh yeah but, they claim they are being monitored. Uh huh at government expense . Why not just deport them NOW and not release them back into the communities where they committed their crimes. It's just a nutty policy that makes no sense!
What needs to happen is who decided to this. Even before the dreaded sequester excuse happened. Though it certainly fits into the Obama Administration's Failure is an Option plan when it comes to enforcing illegal immigration laws. No doubt head of Clownland Security Janet No(enforcement)politano should be dragged into the investigation. Her henchman at ICE Joe Morton too! Meanwhile, the Obama White house is pulling a Sargent Schultz "We know nothing". Which is why Arizona Governor Jan Brewer rightly remarked "Who is running this country? Who indeed!