COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #9: No Government Benefits for Illegal Immigrants

Marco Rubio is out there saying that illegal immigration who get the pathway to citizenship won't be able to get on any welfare programs. The joke is they already are! He and the other Gang of Eight Senators say they illegals will have to pay a $2000 fine.  Watch the story of this woman an  illegal immigrant in the U.S. over twenty years. She already gets $240 per month in food stamps alone. Her $2000 fine under Comprehensive Immigration reform proposed by democratic Senator Chuck Schumer  and others of the Gang of Eight will make up for only eight months of food stamps this woman has received. Sweet little deal Schumer and the Democrats along with Republicans like McCain and Rubio are proposing. Sweet deal if you are an illegal immigrant that is:

Filethis under HOLA SUCKERS!Her $2000 fine under comp #immigration reform equals only 8 months offood stamp costs nation.foxnews.com/2013/05/31/ill…
— BCP (@beercanpolitics) May 31, 2013

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SENATOR SCHUMER AND FRANKLIN CAN RUN BUT, CAN'T HIDE FROM THE OBAMA IRS SCANDAL

IMMIGRANTS BEHAVING BADLY: Kidnappings

You've got to love the meme that Liberals from the Obama Administration to pro illegal immigrant groups like La Raza put forward about the wonderful cultural aspects that immigration is providing to the United States. But, of course they only show the sympathetic "dreamers" and often forget about the dark side of illegal immigration and the cultural criminal behavior they bring with them when they come to the U.S.

Here is the latest exhibit A:
New York News | NYC Breaking News

and here is Exhibit B:

Three of his six captors have been arrested: Christian Acuna, 35, and Dennis Alves, 32, both of Queens, and Eduardo Moncayo, 38, of Lyndhurst, New Jersey.
The other three individuals are on the run and police believe that they may have fled the country, possibly to Ecuador.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329407/Businessman-kidnapped-New-York-street-held-hostage-month-captors-demand-3m-ransom-mans-aunt-Ecuador.html#ixzz2U7V9j57n

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #8: Would legalize 45 percent of ICE criminal caseload!

"One of the most alarming effects of the Schumer-Rubio amnesty, if enacted in anything close to its current form, would be the legalization of tens of thousands of illegal aliens who have already been a public safety threat in their community. The eligibility criteria established for the amnesty and most of the new guest worker provisions excuse a wide variety of criminal behavior, including gang membership, drunk driving, vehicular manslaughter, identity theft, and immigration fraud (see this analysis). In addition, the bill offers amnesty to those who have repeatedly and flagrantly violated immigration laws." - MORE HERE

How does releasing criminal illegal aliens into U.S. communities make any sense? It doesn't! That is Comprehensive Immigration Reform!

ONCE AGAIN LIBERAL MEDIA GETTING THEIR TALKING POINTS AND MARCHING ORDERS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

‘JournoList’ revived: Liberal reporters quietly summoned to White House bizpacreview.com/2013/05/22/jou… via @bizpacreview
— BCP (@beercanpolitics) May 22, 2013

STUPID SHIT LIBERALS SAY!: Lizz Winstead

"Lizz Winstead heard about the tornado touching down in Oklahoma today and her liberal ideology quickly kicked in. Winstead, who created The Daily Show and uses social media to promote her far-left views, sent out this Twitter joke earlier today:

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives."

MORE HERE

MEET THE NEW BOSS SAME AS THE OLD BOSS!

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AND PELOSI RULE

LIBERAL MEDIA AND TERRORISTS: New York Times

 A few days after the terrorist bombings in Boston the liberal New York Times posted a sympathetic portrait of the terrorists. 

A New York Times feature story on the suspected Boston terrorists showed Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in a sympathetic light, with the headline “Far From War-Torn Homeland, Trying To Fit In” and a black-and-white picture of one of the men."  - MORE HERE

STUPID SHIT LIBERALS SAY: David Sirota of Salon

The latest liberal fool  to show his loathsome feelings for America is David Sirota of  Saloon. Sirota is also one of the staple of talking head liberal pundits who often end up on on the Lean Leftist cable channel MSNBC. Right after the bombings in Boston this fool wrote an article called:


"Let’s hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American"

Sorry Sirota you were wrong and Laura Ingraham was right. No pun intended!

@adamsbaldwin @chrisloesch David Sirota: the Derek Zoolander of Salon. #BlueSteel #Magnum
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 20, 2013

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IMMIGRATION BENEFITS?

"The Department of Agriculture, via the Mexican government, assures potentially ineligible immigrants that they can still apply for food stamps on behalf of their eligible children without giving information about their immigration status, according to documents released Thursday by Judicial Watch". -MORE HERE

ONE SIXTH OF THE FEDERAL BUDGET GOES TO WELFARE PROGRAMS

"The bleak Obama economy, however, is only factor driving welfare's growth, says Frezza. Corporate cronyism that profits from poverty programs has helped fuel a welfare industry that uses taxpayer dollars to generate corporate profits in ways that grow government:

Today, agricultural interests are still among the biggest advocates for these programs, but other industries are learning that they too can make a buck by promoting America’s war on poverty…

Details are hard to come by as they are not broken out in earnings reports, but a 2012 study from the Government Accountability Institute “Profits From Poverty” indicates that since 2004, 18 of the 24 states that contract with J.P. Morgan to provide welfare benefits have paid over half a billion dollars in fees. That may not sound like much relative to the size of some of these firms, but it provides a nice steady income for an industry happy to shower members of the House and Senate Agricultural Committees with annual campaign donations now exceeding $300,000 per year." -MORE HERE

STUPID SHIT LIBERALS SAY: Brian Levin

Even Bill Maher is buying this guys clap trap:

LIBERALS & TERORISTS IN THE MEDIA

STUPID SHIT ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER SAYS

"Creating a pathway to earned citizenship for the 11 million unauthorized immigrants in this country is essential. The way we treat our friends and neighbors who are undocumented – by creating a mechanism for them to earn citizenship and move out of the shadows – transcends the issue of immigration status. This is a matter of civil and human rights. It is about who we are as a nation. And it goes to the core of our treasured American principle of equal opportunity."- Eric Holder

Civil rights? For people who come and break U.S. laws first by illegal immigration and second by often using  false ID's and identity theft. It's pretty pathetic when the top law enforcement office in the United States has so little disregard for the rule of law and enforcing the laws of this country.  He also needs to be reminded it is the FAILURE of the Federal Government that created this situation calling it a civil rights issue is an attempt by Holder and others to try and sweep the problem under the rug!

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #7: Slush Fund for Pro Illegal Immigration Groups

"The pro-amnesty lobbyists who helped craft the Schumer-Rubio immigration bill included within the bill two "slush funds" amounting to $150 million that may be supplemented with additional taxpayer dollars for years to come. Slush fund grantees are "public or private, non-profit organizations" described in the bill as including "a community, faith-based, or other immigrant-serving organization whose staff has demonstrated qualifications, experience, and expertise in providing quality services to immigrants, refugees, persons granted asylum, or persons applying for such statuses." In other words, the grantees would include many of the groups involved in writing and promoting the amnesty." -MORE HERE   

So let me get this straight those groups who helped, enabled and allowed illegal immigrants to evade the laws of the United States in the past will be getting millions of taxpayer dollars as a reward with Comprehensive Immigration Reform?