COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #9: No Government Benefits for Illegal Immigrants

Marco Rubio is out there saying that illegal immigration who get the pathway to citizenship won't be able to get on any welfare programs. The joke is they already are! He and the other Gang of Eight Senators say they illegals will have to pay a $2000 fine.  Watch the story of this woman an  illegal immigrant in the U.S. over twenty years. She already gets $240 per month in food stamps alone. Her $2000 fine under Comprehensive Immigration reform proposed by democratic Senator Chuck Schumer  and others of the Gang of Eight will make up for only eight months of food stamps this woman has received. Sweet little deal Schumer and the Democrats along with Republicans like McCain and Rubio are proposing. Sweet deal if you are an illegal immigrant that is:

Filethis under HOLA SUCKERS!Her $2000 fine under comp #immigration reform equals only 8 months offood stamp costs nation.foxnews.com/2013/05/31/ill…
— BCP (@beercanpolitics) May 31, 2013

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SENATOR SCHUMER AND FRANKLIN CAN RUN BUT, CAN'T HIDE FROM THE OBAMA IRS SCANDAL

IMMIGRANTS BEHAVING BADLY: Kidnappings

You've got to love the meme that Liberals from the Obama Administration to pro illegal immigrant groups like La Raza put forward about the wonderful cultural aspects that immigration is providing to the United States. But, of course they only show the sympathetic "dreamers" and often forget about the dark side of illegal immigration and the cultural criminal behavior they bring with them when they come to the U.S.

Here is the latest exhibit A:
New York News | NYC Breaking News

and here is Exhibit B:

Three of his six captors have been arrested: Christian Acuna, 35, and Dennis Alves, 32, both of Queens, and Eduardo Moncayo, 38, of Lyndhurst, New Jersey.
The other three individuals are on the run and police believe that they may have fled the country, possibly to Ecuador.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329407/Businessman-kidnapped-New-York-street-held-hostage-month-captors-demand-3m-ransom-mans-aunt-Ecuador.html#ixzz2U7V9j57n

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #8: Would legalize 45 percent of ICE criminal caseload!

"One of the most alarming effects of the Schumer-Rubio amnesty, if enacted in anything close to its current form, would be the legalization of tens of thousands of illegal aliens who have already been a public safety threat in their community. The eligibility criteria established for the amnesty and most of the new guest worker provisions excuse a wide variety of criminal behavior, including gang membership, drunk driving, vehicular manslaughter, identity theft, and immigration fraud (see this analysis). In addition, the bill offers amnesty to those who have repeatedly and flagrantly violated immigration laws." - MORE HERE

How does releasing criminal illegal aliens into U.S. communities make any sense? It doesn't! That is Comprehensive Immigration Reform!

ONCE AGAIN LIBERAL MEDIA GETTING THEIR TALKING POINTS AND MARCHING ORDERS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

‘JournoList’ revived: Liberal reporters quietly summoned to White House bizpacreview.com/2013/05/22/jou… via @bizpacreview
— BCP (@beercanpolitics) May 22, 2013

STUPID SHIT LIBERALS SAY!: Lizz Winstead

"Lizz Winstead heard about the tornado touching down in Oklahoma today and her liberal ideology quickly kicked in. Winstead, who created The Daily Show and uses social media to promote her far-left views, sent out this Twitter joke earlier today:

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives."

MORE HERE

MEET THE NEW BOSS SAME AS THE OLD BOSS!

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AND PELOSI RULE

LIBERAL MEDIA AND TERRORISTS: New York Times

 A few days after the terrorist bombings in Boston the liberal New York Times posted a sympathetic portrait of the terrorists. 

A New York Times feature story on the suspected Boston terrorists showed Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in a sympathetic light, with the headline “Far From War-Torn Homeland, Trying To Fit In” and a black-and-white picture of one of the men."  - MORE HERE

STUPID SHIT LIBERALS SAY: David Sirota of Salon

The latest liberal fool  to show his loathsome feelings for America is David Sirota of  Saloon. Sirota is also one of the staple of talking head liberal pundits who often end up on on the Lean Leftist cable channel MSNBC. Right after the bombings in Boston this fool wrote an article called:


"Let’s hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American"

Sorry Sirota you were wrong and Laura Ingraham was right. No pun intended!

@adamsbaldwin @chrisloesch David Sirota: the Derek Zoolander of Salon. #BlueSteel #Magnum
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 20, 2013

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IMMIGRATION BENEFITS?

"The Department of Agriculture, via the Mexican government, assures potentially ineligible immigrants that they can still apply for food stamps on behalf of their eligible children without giving information about their immigration status, according to documents released Thursday by Judicial Watch". -MORE HERE

ONE SIXTH OF THE FEDERAL BUDGET GOES TO WELFARE PROGRAMS

"The bleak Obama economy, however, is only factor driving welfare's growth, says Frezza. Corporate cronyism that profits from poverty programs has helped fuel a welfare industry that uses taxpayer dollars to generate corporate profits in ways that grow government:

Today, agricultural interests are still among the biggest advocates for these programs, but other industries are learning that they too can make a buck by promoting America’s war on poverty…

Details are hard to come by as they are not broken out in earnings reports, but a 2012 study from the Government Accountability Institute “Profits From Poverty” indicates that since 2004, 18 of the 24 states that contract with J.P. Morgan to provide welfare benefits have paid over half a billion dollars in fees. That may not sound like much relative to the size of some of these firms, but it provides a nice steady income for an industry happy to shower members of the House and Senate Agricultural Committees with annual campaign donations now exceeding $300,000 per year." -MORE HERE

STUPID SHIT LIBERALS SAY: Brian Levin

Even Bill Maher is buying this guys clap trap:

LIBERALS & TERORISTS IN THE MEDIA

STUPID SHIT ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER SAYS

"Creating a pathway to earned citizenship for the 11 million unauthorized immigrants in this country is essential. The way we treat our friends and neighbors who are undocumented – by creating a mechanism for them to earn citizenship and move out of the shadows – transcends the issue of immigration status. This is a matter of civil and human rights. It is about who we are as a nation. And it goes to the core of our treasured American principle of equal opportunity."- Eric Holder

Civil rights? For people who come and break U.S. laws first by illegal immigration and second by often using  false ID's and identity theft. It's pretty pathetic when the top law enforcement office in the United States has so little disregard for the rule of law and enforcing the laws of this country.  He also needs to be reminded it is the FAILURE of the Federal Government that created this situation calling it a civil rights issue is an attempt by Holder and others to try and sweep the problem under the rug!

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #7: Slush Fund for Pro Illegal Immigration Groups

"The pro-amnesty lobbyists who helped craft the Schumer-Rubio immigration bill included within the bill two "slush funds" amounting to $150 million that may be supplemented with additional taxpayer dollars for years to come. Slush fund grantees are "public or private, non-profit organizations" described in the bill as including "a community, faith-based, or other immigrant-serving organization whose staff has demonstrated qualifications, experience, and expertise in providing quality services to immigrants, refugees, persons granted asylum, or persons applying for such statuses." In other words, the grantees would include many of the groups involved in writing and promoting the amnesty." -MORE HERE   

So let me get this straight those groups who helped, enabled and allowed illegal immigrants to evade the laws of the United States in the past will be getting millions of taxpayer dollars as a reward with Comprehensive Immigration Reform?

COMPREHENSIVE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #6: Delaying of E-VERIFY

"The Senate’s complex immigration bill would instantly gut the popular E-Verify system that is widely used to exclude illegal immigrants from jobs, and then create an enforcement gap for several years before the arrival of a replacement system.“There’s no doubt that the bill eliminates E-Verify immediately upon signing,” said Kris Kobach, secretary of state of Kansas"  -MORE HERE

If anything the E-Verify program should be one of the FIRST things that is up and running before anything else. But, that is what happens when a bill called Comprehensive Immigration Reform is written in a back room by immigration lawyers, unions and big business lobbyists and not the American people.

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #5: Border Commission

Gangof8 Fraud of the Day! That border commission Rubio boasts about has no power + dissolves after writing a reportbit.ly/15utCtY#.UXONI…
— Mickey Kaus (@kausmickey) April 21, 2013 - MORE HERE

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #4: Exemptions, waivers, discretion.

The Senate’s pending immigration bill includes roughly 400 exemptions, exceptions, waivers, determinations and grants of discretion.The bill’s complexity is forcing opponents and supporters to comb through its 844 pages before they can declare their conditional support or opposition to the high-stakes measure. -MORE HERE

“WAIVER.—The Secretary, in the Secretary’s sole and unreviewable discretion, may waive the application of subparagraph (A) on behalf of an alien,” says one passage on page 71 of the complex document.

The bill mentions “exempt” or “exemption” 18 times.

Except” appears 156 times in the document.

There are 94 uses of “waiver,” including a provision on page 198 that allows the secretary to invite a deported illegal immigrant to return and file for the amnesty.

“The Secretary of Homeland Security may permit an alien to remain temporarily in the United States and authorize the alien to engage in employment in the United States if the Secretary determines that the alien … has been helpful, is being helpful, or is likely to be helpful, in the investigation, prosecution of, or pursuit of civil remedies related to the claim arising from a covered violation.”

“Unreviewable” appears seven times in the bill.

On page 568, for example, the bill declares that “the Attorney General may, in the Attorney General’s sole and unreviewable discretion, appoint or provide counsel to aliens in immigration proceedings conducted under section 240 of this Act.”

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #3: Border Security triggers

Conn Carrol has a loophole in the Comprehensive Immigration Reform legislation that you can drive a truck full of illegal immigrants through. Make that a convoy.

"Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., produced a press release today claiming that his new “Border Security, Economic Opportunity & Immigration Modernization Act” creates “six security trigger steps that must be met before any currently illegal immigrant is given access to a green card.” And it is true. His bill does create six such triggers. But it also creates a huge loophole that makes them entirely irrelevant. " MORE HERE

Here is the result:
"In other words, if the Chamber of Commerce sues to block creation of the E-Verify program, and they either win, or that suit is still pending after ten years, then the secretary of homeland security is empowered to grant permanent legal residence to all legalized immigrants regardless of the actual security situation on the border.

Or maybe environmentalists will sue to block construction of the border fence. Or maybe the ACLU will sue to block the visa-exit system. There are a thousand ways liberal groups could sue the federal government to slow border enforcement. And as long as just one of these suits are still pending 10 years after the bill has become law, the secretary of homeland security is empowered to grant permanent legal status to everyone who benefited from the law."

So all the pro illegal immigrant groups like the ACLU and business groups have to do is keep the lawsuits coming for ten years and then the illegals are home free. Border security or no border security. So much for Rubio's border security "triggers" promise.

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM JOKE #2: Government Benefits

Jim Demint on the Heritage Foundation lays out exactly what will happen if the Gang of Eight's immigration reform passes as is:


The Heritage Foundation's Robert Rector has pioneered research into the cost to the federal government over time of granting amnesty. Rector was the driving force behind welfare reform in the 1990s. Five years ago, Rector found that amnesty would likely cost taxpayers some $2.5 trillion. Over the last six months he has been putting the finishing touches on an updated study that calculates an even higher price tag.

Some may say we can solve this fiscal problem by granting amnesty without any government benefits. We all know that will never happen. As soon as any of the nearly 11 million unauthorized immigrants are given legal status, the political fight will turn to speeding their transition to citizenship and promises of a full array of federal benefits.

Delaying eligibility for federal benefits to newly legalized immigrants merely puts off the day of reckoning. The truly enormous costs come when unauthorized immigrants start collecting retirement benefits. Social Security, Medicare, food stamps and other entitlement programs already impose huge, unfunded liabilities on taxpayers; adding more recipients only makes the fiscal hole we find ourselves in much deeper.- USA Today

DeMints right! The same people pushing for amnesty for the current crop of illegal immigrants are not going to go away but, will then be pushing for government benefits for the the newly "legalized" illegals.

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM: Joke #1 Fines and Back Taxes

"Allow undocumented immigrants who have lived in the United States continually since before December 31, 2011 to apply for “Registered Provisional Immigrant Status” if they pay back taxes and $500 in fines, and if they have not been convicted of a felony or 3 or more misdemeanors or voted illegally. Individuals with this status can work for any employer and travel outside the country but are not eligible to receive means-tested federal public benefits."- NBC

First on taxes there were provisions in the 2007 immigration bill that illegal immigrants had to pay back taxes. But, that was later dropped because it was "too complicated to enforce" does anyone believe that anything has changed since then? Certainly, Senator Chuck Schumer one of the gang of eight pushing this plan has killed plans to make illegals play by the same rules as U.S. taxpayers  as far back as the 1986 immigration plan.

Second the illegals only have to pay a a $500 fine. What a joke! Some of these illegals paid thousands of dollars to cross the U.S. borders illegally. Charging just a $500 fine for the illegals  to be allowed to keep working legally in the U.S. is another joke!

IT'S TAX DAY

Tax rap from Remy:

STUPID SHIT LIBERAL PROFESSORS AND MSNBC HOSTS SAY: Melissa Harris Perry

Liberal Professor and host on the Lean Leftist MSNBC cable channel doubles down on her communistic   "collective" remarks that peoples children do not really belong to the parents. That even the government has the right to fill their heads with communistic  collective progressive thoughts for the greater good of the state  common good.

Here is exhibit A:
"This is about whether we as a society, expressing our collective will through our public institutions, including our government, have a right to impinge on individual freedoms in order to advance a common good. " -Melissa Harris Perry    MORE HERE

Here is Exhibit B:

"Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted."—Vladimir Lenin

"Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever".—Vladimir Lenin

ABOUT THOSE IMMIGRATION POLLS

JAY Z 'S CUBA STATE OF MIND

Rapper Jay Z took his first bitch aka Mrs. Carter to Cuba for a holiday   education trip with the blessing of the leftist Whitehouse    Treasury Department. Of course this trip was never discussed with Obama even though Jay Z and Beyonce are frequent guests at the White House. Yeah right.  Time for Remy to tell it like it is:

QUOTES FROM ILLEGALS CAUGHT CROSSING THE BORDER

" Linda Vickers, who owns a ranch in Brooks County, which is Ground Zero for the immigration debate, pins the blame directly on talk of 'amnesty' and a 'path to citizenship' for people who entered the U.S. illegally.
  She recalls one man being arrested on her ranch not long ago.
  "The Border Patrol agent was loading one man up, and he told the officer in Spanish, 'Obama's gonna let me go'."
  Border Patrol agents report that immigrants are crossing the border, and in some cases surrendering while asking, “Where do I go for my amnesty?” - MORE HERE

It's already being shown down on the border even before any immigration bill is being considered by Congress that:

"WHEN YOU REWARD ILLEGALITY YOU WILL GET MORE OF IT!"

HOW CHUCK SCHUMER FAILED U.S. TAXPAYERS ON IMMIGRATION REFORM BEFORE

As the April 15th deadline for U.S. taxpayers approaches it's good to remember how politicians like New York Senator Charles Schumer FAILED in previous immigration reforms to make sure that those in this country illegally actually paid their taxes.  Here is exhibit A:
"On January 28, 1987, then-Rep. Schumer wrote a letter to the Secretary of the Treasury, urging the government "immediately" to issue a regulation declaring that illegal aliens applying for permanent residence pursuant to IRCA were exempt from section 6039E. Schumer argued that Congress "did not intend" that illegal aliens amnestied by IRCA would be subject to the tax disclosure requirements that Congress had enacted two weeks earlier. According to Schumer: "Obviously, we could not have a successful legalization program if by submitting an application an alien became vulnerable to an enforcement action by the IRS." MORE HERE

We could not trust Schumer then and would should not trust him now.

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA FAIL ON THE COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM DEBATE

Mickey Kaus points out the major media failings on the Comprehensive Immigration Reform debate:

"10 to 0–The MSM’s idea of a debate: Thanks to Politico for the list of all the guests on the five major networks’ Sunday talk shows (on all of which immigration was a hot topic of the day). I count thirteen politicians or administration figures. Of these guests, ten vigorously support some form of immigration amnesty (Schumer (two shows) Graham, McCain, Dan Pfeiffer (2 shows), Bill Richardson, John Huntsman, Luis Gutierrez and Mario Diaz-Balart.) But that’s OK, because the networks booked politicians who oppose amnesty to debate them! … Oh wait, there were no politicians opposing amnesty debating them. Zero. None. FOX included." - Mickey Kaus

It's pretty clear anyone getting their information from the old media outlets these days on important issues like "Comprehensive Immigration Reform" is only getting half the debate.   

LIBERALS BEHAVING BADLY OR THINGS YOU WON'T SEE ON THE RACHEL MADDOW SHOW

Liberals love to talk to talk about haters and bullies but, if the show fits they need to wear it. It is the Liberals and progressives who are the most intolerant and violent when it comes to attacking the first amendment rights and public discourse. Here is exhibit A:

-More here

and here is Exhibit B :


The question is why would Planned Parenthood hire such violent thugs while using Federal taxpayers money?  I wonder if the Justice Department will investigate this assault. Don't hold your breathe as the woman doing the assaulting was black and the woman assaulted was white. If it were the other way around Attorney General Holder would have been all over it by now along with the Liberal mainstream media. However,  the injustice is there for all to see on the new media.